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MY CREATION MYTH
by Andy L.
In the beginning there was only one mighty god, and his name was Andy. Since there was nothing but blank universe Andy got bored. So he let the creating begin. Andy first created stars and galaxies. Andy got bored again so he decided to create planets.
Andy decided to make unique planet called Earth. Andy put oceans, mountains, plants, rivers, lakes, beaches, forests and deserts. Still he was not satisfied.
So Andy made a ruler for earth. His name was Luke. Andy told Luke to take care of earth and never let it be destroyed or else he would be destroyed also.
Luke was complaining that earth was so boring so, Andy decided to make some humans to keep him company while he takes care of earth.
Andy started to make the humans. First Andy made them out of wood but, they were clumsy and they would fall apart. Andy destroyed them and made the second kind out of metal but, they would rust. Andy destroyed them and made them out of clay, they where perfect now Luke was happy that he had something worth ruling over.
Andy had one more problem the humans were getting tired of only eating vegetation so Andy made animals for the humans to hunt and eat but, some of the animals were fearsome beasts that hunted the other animals and the humans. These fearsome animals were killing to many humans so the humans started to make walls around their cities for protection from the animals.
Everything was going fine until one day a six inch banana that was named Banana showed up on Earth and, said that Luke was not the real ruler of Earth. Luke told Banana that she was crazy, but she wouldn’t listen. Banana whistled and hundreds of bananas came and took Luke to the center of the Earth. After they took Luke to the center of the Earth Banana claimed that she was the ruler of Earth.
Luke called Andy, Andy heard Luke’s call and made an army of one hundred and fifty men with experienced fighting abilities. Andy also gave them high powered rifles to blow the bananas away. Last Andy made a ruler for the army and his name was Chris. Chris was a wild man but a wise ruler for the army. Andy told Chris to take the army and search for Banana and her army.
The army searched for many days but, they could not find any trace of Banana or her army. Chris was having a hard time keeping the army under control so, Andy made another leader for the army and his name was Seth. The army continued to search for many more days under the leadership of Chris and Seth.
Then one night the army Banana’s camp all the bananas were asleep except for some bananas which were guarding the camp. Soon the banana guards heard Andy’s army and tried to sound off the alarm but, Andy’s army quickly used their high powered rifles and shot the banana guards into mush. The sound of the rifles woke some of the bananas which woke all the other bananas.
Quickly Banana sent her most experienced fighters after Andy’s army. Banana’s army fought with Andy’s until there was only a hundred bananas left. Banana’s army finally surrendered.
Andy’s army captured them and Banana.The army took all the bananas including Banana to Andy. When they arrived to the heavens above where Andy lived Andy said, “bring this banana forward to me!”Chris brought Banana to Andy. “So you think your the true ruler of Earth!” Andy yelled at Banana. “And you also sent Luke to the center of the earth.” “Now you will pay.”
Just then Andy squished Banana and pieces of banana flew everywhere. Then Andy ordered Seth to go get Luke from the center of the Earth.
After Luke and Seth came back, Andy made all the remaining bananas into banana splits.