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MY CREATION MYTH
by Jennifer H.
In the beginning there was a god and goddess named x and y. They had a son and a daughter: the son’s name was Zoron, the daughter's name was Talkalot [for obvious reasons].
One day Zoron said to his dad, “I am tired of doing nothing all day long. I have been thinking and I want to create the first tree,’’ “Ok, but remember not every thing turns out the first time.”
So Zoron went to his bedroom and sat down and started working.
The first day his tree looked like a human instead of a tree. As the days went on his tree started to look like a tree. Then the 5th day he had created the first tree ever.
He ran downstairs to tell his mom and dad and sis he said, “mom, dad, sis guess what I have created? the first tree ever.” “Congratulations, son,” said mom and dad, “lets throw a big party and celebrate with trillion’s of guests. Y said to x, “now let’s not go overboard; remember we don't have that much room.” It was too late. X had run off with zoron to invite all the guests.
When they had returned X said, “let’s start getting ready for the party.’’ So they did and by the time they got done the guest started to come.
By the time the party was over Zoron was vary tired and it wasn't even his bed time yet, but he was vary tied so he went to bed anyways because he had to tell his story to a trillion people. So you can see why he was vary tired.
When he woke up he went downstairs to see if it was still there. When he saw it he started to scream; he ran up stairs and went in to his mom and dad and said, “ mom, dad my tree is missing.’’
So his mom and dad said, “ we will go door to door asking if they have seen a tree.” Zoron gathered up this friends and said, “my clay model of my tree is missing; someone came into my house and took it and if I don't get my tree back in 6 days my dad won't be able to make it into a real tree.”
So the search went on. They went from house to house asking if they have a clay model of a tree or if they have seen a tree. Every house they went to the person said, “sorry I haven't seen a clay model of a tree.
Till one lady said, “I have seen a model of a tree. The person had brown hair, about 5/3, the person was a boy, he was wearing gold and blue. He went right, then he went left.” “Did you follow him?” “yes, I did. ” “Well?” “He went down the street, then he went left and then he went right, then he finally came to his house.’’ “What was the color?’’ “It was blue and White.” “Thank you.” “You’re welcome.” But it was too dark so Zornon said, “we will come back tomorrow.” “ok.’’
It was the 6th day. They followed the ladies instructions, then they came to the house. It was just the way she said it was, so they knocked on the door; the man answered the door, “how may I help you?” “We are from the protection agency, we got a page.” “I don't need any protection.” “ Do you have any precious jewels?” “yes.” “You never know someone could be planning to steal something of precious value.” “hommmm.” “Ok, come on in let’s talk.”
So they went in. He asked if they wanted something to drink. “ yes.” “What?” He was gone. They searched the house. Oa found it , but he came back before she could grab it. “So what are we talking about?” “Burglar alarms, pretend dog sounds.” “What?” “Whatever you want.”
“I think I will take the dog one.” “Good choice.” “When do you want it installed?” “How about today?” “Good, we will go install it, but you will have to stay down here until we are done.” “Ok.”
So they went up stairs and started looking for the tree. Oa found it again and put it in the bag. “Let's go,” said Oa. So they went downstairs and they said to the man, “it is installed.”
So they ran home and Zoron said, “dadI have the model tree.” “Good, now give it to me and I will make it into a real live tree.
So now you know the story of the first tree ever.